Quotations About Weather
Welcome to Arizona, where summer spends the winter - and hell spends the summer.
Modified 1930s slogan
I'll take heat rash over frost bite any day.
It's so hot even my fake plants are wilting.
You know you live in Phoenix when the four seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and are you freakin' kidding me?!
These lands are too parched, rain-bless our hearts!
What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance.
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken.
Spring weather is life a child's face, changing three times a day.