Funny Quotes About Computers
Computers are amazing machines. They make so many things possible. Hell, even our cars have computers in them. They make the world go around by making things once seen as impossible, possible. They are even letting you read this at this very moment. Amazing. Of course, none of that stuff is very funny.
However, hopefully these are. Bellow are some hilarious quotes about computers.
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
Farmer's Almanac, 1978
Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.
Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.
Hardware: where the people in your company's software section will tell you the problem is. Software: where the people in your company's hardware section will tell you the problem is.
Dave Barry, Claw Your Way to the Top
But they are useless. They can only give you answers.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them around a little.
Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons.
Popular Mechanics, 1949
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